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greenheads and naked guy

July 13, 1998




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Today's Narragansett Vocabulary Words:

Ascoscoi - green
Bequoquo - head

 

 

Today's bird list:

1 purple martin
4 great black backed gulls
mixed flock of herring gulls and ring billed gulls
1 double crested cormorant
3 least terns
flock of unidentified shorebirds

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This has not exactly been the best year for piping plovers on Plum Island. The statistics on the white board by the gatehouse read: pairs 9, chicks 9. I checked my notebook for this time last year: Between the constant storms of May and June and the ever present predators, not a lot of nests have been successful.

"What's with these flies with the green heads?" asked a youngish woman in a bathing suit while flailing at greenheads with both hands. "You're not from around here, are you?" I replied. Turns out she's from Atlanta. Never saw a greenhead in her life before. By the time she asked me about them I'd already gotten my first greenhead bite of the season smack dab in the middle of my back - right through my t-shirt and my bra strap. I could feel the welt rising. Every time I moved, my shirt rubbed against it. I had sprayed all my exposed skin areas with bug juice and soaked the cuffs of my pants with it as well, but I couldn't quite squirm around to spray my back. So one of 'em found an opening and went for it. So I gave the Atlanta woman the brief overview: they are a coastal plague only, Deep Woods Off sort of works to keep them from biting but your best protection is a strong wind, thick clothing does no good because they can bite through denim. The usual info.

So, what is it about greenheads?

Early New England colonist William Wood describes greenheads in Chapter 11, Of the Evils and Such Things as Are Hurtful in the Plantations, of his New England's Prospect published in 1634. He has this to say about them:

There are likewise troublesome flies.... Secondly a great green fly, not much unlike our horseflies in England; they will nip so sore that they will fetch blood either of man or beast and be most troublesome where most cattle be, which brings them from out of the woods to the houses. This fly continues but for the month of June.

Actually they breed in salt marshes, not woods, and they peak in July, but they certainly do nip sore and draw blood!

Random facts about greenheads:

There are actually two species of greenheads: Tabanus conterminus and T. nigrovittatus. Researchers J.V. Freeman Castleton State Coll., Castleton, VT and A.W. Thomas, Canadian For. Ser-AFC, Frederickton, NB found only T. nigrovittatus is present in marshes north of Cape Cod, while T. conterminus and T. nigrovittatus were both found on Cape Cod and farther south. That was all I found about range - no word on how far south the northern ones extend.

Only the female bites. Kinda like mosquitoes.

They lay up to four batches of eggs in the salt marsh per season.

 

With painful predators like greenheads around, would you sunbathe in the altogether? I sure wouldn't. I'd want to make darn sure my most vulnerable parts were not exposed to those obnoxious jaws with wings.

So, what about the naked guy?

Several people mentioned to me that there was a guy sunbathing in the buff. Yup. He was definitely letting it all hang out . I called law enforcement to report him. As soon as the guy saw law enforcement approaching over the dunes, he slipped on a thong and walked down to the water, got wet and walked back to his blanket like he'd just come from swimming. This didn't fool anybody, but since law enforcement didn't actually see him naked they couldn't cite him for it. He got off with a warning. At least he put his pants on and left the beach.

When I left, the guys at the gatehouse teased me about how long I waited before I called. Hey, it wasn't that interesting a view.

I didn't see a single piping plover all day. I did see hundreds of ring billed, herring, and black backed gulls.

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