Goldielock's Unified Field Theory

1. Newton's Rank 0 theory of gravity is great!
   DEADLY FLAW: Inconsistent with special relativity.
2. General relativity's Rank 2 theory is better!
   DEADLY FLAW: Cannot be quantized.
3. Ergo, a rank 1 theory should be just right!
   DEADLY FLAW: Very destructive to current work.