Speaking of antennas and
haystacks and such, before the FedEx man interrupted me
with the replacement cellphone antenna I had actually
intended to write an entirely differetn antenna story. It
goes like this:
One of the cool things I did on my
vacation in New Mexico was a visit to the
Very
Large Array. The VLA is one
of the world's leading radio astronomy observatories. It
consists of 27 big radio antennas in a Y-shaped
configuration on the Plains of San Agustin fifty miles
west of Socorro, New Mexico where I was staying for the
Festival of the Cranes. Normally the NRAO only gives
guided tours of the VLA twice a year -- the rest of the
time you can take a self-guided tour. However, the
Festival of the Cranes people had arranged for a tour for
festival attendees.
The tour was surprisingly popular.
I remarked to one of the other folks on the tour "This
group is the intersection of the birding community and
the geek community." "You never know when you might see a
bird on an antenna" he replied.
The tour was great in a geeky sort
of way. I especially liked that they collect all this
data using vintage late 1970s technology. Their data
aquisition stuff even pre-dates the cool stuff we did at
It Doesn't Suck. They're upgrading to go all digital and
they're going to do it seamlessly so the astronomers who
rely on this data are not inconvenienced. Sounds like a
cool project. I just loved the room full of Modcomp
machines, and the nine track tape drives, and even a
vintage Televideo terminal, oh and a vintage Ann Arbor
terminal too. Remember terminals? Remember when the
Televideo was marginally cooler than the VT100? I could
go on and on about that part of it and totally neglect
the antennas, which are masterpieces in themselves.
They're cool and the railroad they use to move them
around is cool and I really liked the 9 minute film about
how they move them. Can you tell I really enjoyed the
tour?
When the tour ended back at the
visitor center I decided to go back outside to take a
picture of the visitor education antenna mostly because
of the Massachusetts connection. The thing came from
Haystack
Observatory in Westford.
Westford figures prominently in my life not because it's
close to Groton but because it was the world headquarters
of It Doesn't Suck. And Haystack, of course, is an
outpost of the Institute at the Center of the Universe
(where they give out the ring of power, where my Dad
worked, where my brother slaves over a hot stove to feed
the fraternal elite, etc.). As I focused in on the
antenna, a small gray and white bird with black markings
flitted into view and landed on top of the
antenna.
A shrike maybe? I zoomed in with
the full 12x optical zoom and exclaimed "Loggerhead
shrike!" I looked around for the guy who had made the
"bird on an antenna" comment to say something like "You
didn't mention it would be a life bird!" but he'd already
left. A Loggerhead shrike! How cool is that?!? Wicked
cool on account of I have never seen one before. The only
shrike I'm likely to see on my edge of the universe is
the northern shrike and only in winter on rare occasions
at that. Thanks to the 12x zoom, I got a nice picture to
show off later that night when I ran into people who'd
been on the VLA tour at the keynote speech. For the rest
of the week everybody wanted to see my Loggerhead shrike
on antenna picture and hear my story.
Not bad for a life bird I didn't
have to fall
off a cliff and lose my
glasses for...