This
place is a zoo. Totally disorganized. Surprise! We are going
to the Great Wall today. After we have opportunity to use
the computer to send e-mail and use the fax phone, the only
one that can dial direct long distance calls, to try to
contact the airlines about my luggage, Zsolt persuades me
that he'd hate for me to miss this opportunity to see the
Great Wall. Who knows when I'll get another chance?
Two taxis take us the 1 1/2 hour drive to the Badaling
section of the Great Wall. I share a cab with Mary and
Tomasz. Carol rides with Rosalie and Craig. We pass a canal,
which Craig claims is the Grand Canal. Hordes of people
with shovels are working on rebuilding or renovating it.
Bill Holm in Coming Home Crazy is right. China smells
like shit especially along where they seem to be attempting
to dredge the canal by hand. Who knows what they're digging
up? It certainly employs a lot of people.
People
living in tents surrounded by beehives sell honey all along
the road. It seems to be a beekeeping district or something.
I can't tell if they live in the tents all the time or just
when they need to tend the bees.
Along the road we encounter a convoy of People's
Liberation Army trucks with huge guns on trailers going
slowly through an intersection. We need to turn and the
driver doesn't want to wait so he just drives right under
the guns! Cab drivers here are daredevils. Lanes mean
nothing to them, traffic lights mean nothing, other vehicles
mean nothing, and apparently the PLA means nothing to
them.
Besieged
by trinket sellers, postcard sellers, and water sellers in
Badaling before we even get to the Wall ticket office I
think we're in for the full tourist experience. Water is 4
Yuan except on top of the wall it's 10 Yuan! And it doesn't
even have a pretty picture of the wall on the label. The
postcard sellers surround you if you stop moving. Maybe the
ancestors should have used postcard sellers to pester the
northern invaders so they'd go away and leave China alone.
People are everywhere but it's not as densely crowded as I
expected.
The wall is big, really big. I took the cable car up,
which was kind of scary but had great views. The cable car
ticket only gets you the cable car ride. Once you're up
there you still have to buy an admission ticket to go on
climbing up the wall. The admission ticket is a plastic card
with a magnetic stripe on it, complete with instructions in
Chinese and English on how to insert the card in
the magnetic card reader. However, there is no magnetic card
reader. You go through the turnstile, hand the guy your
magnetic card and he punches a hole in it just like with the
paper ticket for the cable car.
The sun is getting to me so I am thrilled to pay $1 for a
Great Wall baseball cap. Having a hat greatly improves my
mood. I begin to acquire a whole new wardrobe of Great Wall
souvenir apparel. I remark that it's unlikely they sell
Great Wall underwear and Tomasz retorts that that would be
more appropriate for the Forbidden City. Two T-shirts form
my new wardrobe so far - a green one that says "I Climbed
the Great Wall" and a white one with a picture of the
Badaling section of the wall and a long inscription in
Chinese, which I have no idea what it means in English but
it looks cool. I can only make out the characters for Great
Wall.
It's
a bit of a challenge climbing at a 45 degree angle but the
wall is worth it. You can't see the end of it. It recedes
into the distance along with the mountains it runs along the
crest of. The idea that it was started 2000 years ago is
mind boggling. The wall is truly a monumental human
achievement, although I guess it didn't actually keep out
the northern invaders for long.
People shout to hear the echo. That seems to be a big
thing to do on the wall.
It gets overcast and hazy again, which seems to be the
normal weather state of Beijing, and the receding wall
engulfed in haze looks mysterious and ancient as it should.
Chairman Mao once claimed you are not a man if you have not
visited the Great Wall. It does feel like one of those major
things on life's to do list (as they say in those dumb
MasterCard commercials.)
Back in the parking lot waiting for Mary and Craig who
had climbed up a different, less crowded section of the
wall, I amused myself watching 8 guys repair a small wall
near the parking lot - 3 of the guys mixing cement by hand.
Tomasz and I wonder aloud why they don't have cement mixers.
Of course, with a cement mixer one guy could do the whole
job rather than 3 to mix the cement and 5 more to spread and
tamp it so not using a cement mixer provides employment for
more people. Cement mixers do exist in Beijing. We pass a
cement mixer factory on the way back.
On
the way back from the Great Wall, we visit the Summer
Palace. This is another one of those must-see places. It
started out as a royal garden that was enlarged and added to
by Emperor Qianlong in the 18th century. After a period of
abandonment, the Dowager Empress Cixi rebuilt it in the late
19th century using money that was supposed to be spent on a
navy. Well, she did build a boat - out of marble. The marble
boat and the Long Corridor are the major highlights I want
to see and it's getting late by the time we get there so I
plan a route following the Long Corridor to the marble
boat.
It's
way hazier than this morning. The Summer Palace is way more
crowded than the Great Wall. Hordes of people are walking
along the Long Corridor. There are a couple of tour groups
composed of Westerners in addition to the dozens of Chinese
tour groups in their matching T-shirts and hats. The
souvenir sellers are even more aggressive than at the Great
Wall and they've got a wider variety of wares: postcards,
books, Mao "bibles" (which they pronounce "beebles"), carved
dragons, ink brushes, and all manner of things.
The
Long Corridor runs along the shore of Lake Kunming. It's
about 700 meters long. One of my guidebooks, or the back of
the ticket or something, claims it's the "longest Long
Corridor" in the world. I wonder idly how it compares to the
Infinite Corridor at MIT, not that I know how long that is.
Anyway, this Long Corridor is decorated on the ceiling and
the sides of the roof with scenes from Chinese folk tales
and myths - about 8000 of them. At least one of them
features cats.
Lake
Kunming is so hazy the boats passing the 17-arch bridge look
out of focus. I consider taking a boat back from dock near
the marble boat, but the boats actually take you to a
different gate quite far from the gate we came in at. It's
getting near closing time, not to mention it's either
starting to rain or the haze has reached 100% humidity, so I
walk back the way I came pursued by trinket sellers.
The trinket sellers even chase us to our cabs, still
trying to sell us Mao bibles as the cabs pull away.
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