The Wisdom of the Ancients

My collection of fortune cookie sayings. You see i really like Chinese food, so i always get a bunch of fortunes, so i thought i would waste your time by putting these here for you to read.

• A girlfriend is a bottle of wine; a wife is a wine bottle.
• A lifetime of happiness lies ahead of you.
• A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance.
• A person's character is his destiny.
• A wise son makes a glad father.
• Although it feels like a roller coaster now, life will calm down.
• An hour with friends is worth more than ten with strangers.
• Answer just what your heart prompts you.
• Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
• By listening, one will learn thruths. By hearing, one will only learn half-truths.
• Discontent is the first step in the progress of man.
• Do not mistake temptation for opportunity
• Don't be persuaded by other's malintent.
• Don't behave with cold manners.
• Everyone has ambitions.
• Failure is the mother of success
• Flattery will go far tonight.
• Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent persperation.
• Getting together with old friends brings new adventures.
• Good Luck bestows upon you. You will get what your heart desires.
• Home is where your heart is.[2]
• Ideas are like your children. Your's are always the best.
• If you are still hungry have another fotune cookie!
• Ignorance never settles a question
• Keep true to the dreams of your youth.
• Meeting adversity well is the source of your strength.
• No need to worry! You will always have everything that you need.
• Nothing in the world is accomplished without passion.
• Now is the time to try something new.
• One must kiss a few frogs before Prince Charming comes along.
• Pardon is the choicest flower of victory.
• Pass the bill to the person of your left.
• Passionate new romance appears in your life when you least expect it.
• Patience is the key to joy.
• The road to knowledge begins with the turn of the page.
• Time is the wisest counsellor.
• To love and win is the best thing; to love and lose, the next best.
• What is the distance between the eyes and the soul?
• What you desire is always possible. It will come to you.
• You are a source of wisdom and strenght to many people.
• You are kind and broad-minded.
• You are known to be quick in action and decisive.
• You are open-minded and quick to make new friends.
• You constantly struggle for self improvement.
• You enthusiasm towards work will soon pay off.
• You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
• You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
• You have an unusually magnetic personality.
• You never hesitate to tackle difficult problems.
• You will always be surrounded by true friends.
• You will never be last in line, you will always excel!
• You will never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
• You will share great news with all the people you love.
• You will travel far and wide, both pleasure and business.
• Youe[sic] winsome smile will be your sure protection.
• Your ability is appreciated.
• Your blessing is no more than being safe and sound for the whole lifetime
• Your character can be described as natural and unrestrained.
• Your cheerful outlook is one of your assets.
• Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive.
• Your exmple will inspire others.
• Your kindness is surely to be repaid.
• Your love life will be happy and harmonious
• Your secret desire to completely change your life will manifest.
• Your skills will accomplish what the force of many cannot.[2]
• Your winsome smile will be your sure protection
• A good laugh and a good cry both cleanse the mind.

Here is a saying that must be added here, but it is from Bablyon 5, not a fortune cookie.

• You cannot run out of time. There is infinite time. You are finite. Zathras is finite. This... is the wrong tool. [rummaging] No, not good. Not good. No, never use this.
  - Zathras, "War Without End (part II)"